" day job "

 [ "day job" ]

1: a blow job given during the day

  * e.g.,  ... Sarah gave Brad her best day job earlier this afternoon 

 [ "Day Job" ]

1: The talentless job you're currently working for just to make money, while in the process of following the career path you are working on and that you actually really want. Like a musician that wants to be a rockstar, he/she works at a cafe or some place just to get some cash in the meantime, because they're not actually rockstars yet.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: So dude, are you a rock star yet? 

 [ "Black Kid Day Jobs" ]

1: Black Kid Day Jobs, are jobs that only inner city youth do for a day. The kids are usually transported in vans to a neighborhood near you for their daily assingment.

  * e.g.,  ... Black Kid Day Jobs include all of the following: Selling over priced Chocolate Bars outside of stores, that sell food. They usually embarass you into buying a $2 snickers bar to raise money for fake schools or charities. Placing fliers to failing Chinese Food joints and car washes, the fliers are placed in your mailbox or on your windshield. Most of the kids after delivery fliers for one block, throw the rest in the garbage. Standing on busy intersections 

 [ "Don't quit your day job" ]

1: An insult; meant to inform someone that they are horrible at what ever they are trying to do, and should not make a career out of it.

  * e.g.,  ... Chick 1: My heart will go oooon and oooon! 

 [ "Tit job day" ]

1: The 13th april you should get a tit job from a girl if you are straight. Now you got an excuse to get a tit job.

  * e.g.,  ... He: Can i have a tit job today? Her: Hmmmm He: its tit job day! She: OK <3 

 [ "Tit job day" ]

2: Your welcome my friend! ;)

 [ "Steak and a Blow Job Day" ]

1: The male version of Valentine's Day. Per the holiday's official website at steakandbj.org, if the guy takes care of his girl on Valentine's Day, then she makes him feel special a month later on March 14 by giving him the 2 things that men love: steak and a blowjob.

  * e.g.,  ... Tom: What did you do on March 14? Bob: Susan made me a steak and then gave me an amazing blowjob. Tom: Why? Bob: Because I spoiled her with flowers and a nice dinner on Valentine's Day, and March 14 is Steak and a Blow Job Day. Tom: Damn. I shouldn't have ignored my girl on Valentine's Day. Bob: True! Hey, I posted some pics on the official Steak and BJ Day Facebook page. Go see facebook.com/steakandbj 

 [ "steak and a blow job day" ]

1: A day celebrated on March 1 On which the woman in a relationship is supposed to give the man a blow job after making a steak dinner.

  * e.g.,  ... Woman-"What's today's date?" 

 [ "National Rim Job Day" ]

1: May 24th, go get your car rims done and then, you can be a little weird!

  * e.g.,  ... Kurtis: Hey mechanic! it's May 24th, National Rim Job Day! 

 [ "National Rim Job Day" ]

2: Sounds dirty, but it isn't!

  * e.g.,  ... Mechanic: Alright i'll get your rim job done! 

 [ "National blow job day" ]

1: October 17, is when your girlfriend has to suck your dick until you cum in her mouth for national blow job day

  * e.g.,  ... Blow me ok I will for national blow job day 

 [ "International blow job day" ]

1: The day that you can get a blow job of whoever you want

  * e.g.,  ... Hey what day is it today INTERNATIONAL BLOW JOB DAY BITCH COME SUCK MY COCK YOU FILTY HORE